I was happy to see the FedEx guy drop off my order this afternoon. As usual, it was packed very well and full of clingy peanuts that would just not fall off my hand into the trash can. But, there was something different about this order. Everything smelled like suntan lotion and mojitos. Who is this new guy they have working there? Maybe he and Steve are taking turns sunning themselves in the Poorboy's Cabana while the other one packs orders. At least they could wash the suntan lotion off their hands before packing things. And for the love of god, try not to spill the mojitos. That could be considered alcohol abuse in some areas.
Good thing they didn't move a bit north into Tampa or Clearwater. Everything would smell like Ben Gay and the warehouse would be closed by 3:00 so they can still catch the Early Bird Special at the Sunset Diner.
Good thing they didn't move a bit north into Tampa or Clearwater. Everything would smell like Ben Gay and the warehouse would be closed by 3:00 so they can still catch the Early Bird Special at the Sunset Diner.
